So there’s going to be a law requiring pay be equal between men and women.

Plus side: Women and men get paid the same for the same job. Good. Because I like money.

Down side:

1. This is like affirmative action. The man might actually be totally better at doing the job than the woman is, but they still get paid equal because they have the same position.

2. Qualifications, qualifications, qualifications. Pay should be based on qualifications and performance. Not on gender, race, religion, hair color, mustache or no mustache, long hair or short hair, big nose or little nose, different accent or same accent, need I go on?

When will people just accept that they might get paid less or not get into college because they just aren’t good enough and qualified enough and deserving enough?

Which brings me to numero threeo.

3. Because of this new legislation, employees may be able to see what their coworkers are making and sue if someone in the same position makes more than them. Because the guy with two masters and 25 years of experience shouldn’t be paid more than the guy with 18 years of experience and one masters.

Btw, it was on the news at 10 tonight on Fox Charlotte. So look it up if you want to see the article/video.

icruisetoyotafj:

onenationundergod:

Lord Jesus have mercy on us all.
I hope this is a joke. Because I do not want this person in our country’s military.
I appreciate everyone who wants to make that sacrifice and join the military to protect us, but seriously. This person obviously is not cut out for the dedication and sacrifice that comes with being in the military.
First of all, your damn wig would fall off during training. Unless you use industrial strength glue, that wig will fall off. Or you could sew it on. But those stitches will come out and get infected because you’re putting on a wig which will get hot and sweaty and gross. Plus the wig will be ruined and you’ll need a new one every week. So that’s not a good option. And industrial strength glue is not a good option because, one, it’s industrial glue which should not go on human skill and will disintegrate your natural hair, and two, good luck taking it off without looking like a Native American just scalped you like you’re a English guy in the new world scouting for resources.
Anyways,
If you can’t deal with your hair getting messy, how the hell will you deal with military training and duties? Answer: you won’t.
“I have an itchy scalp and I know it will be hot.” NEWS FLASH! When you’re in training, your head will be hot wig or no wig.
I would say “do a Demi Moore and shave your head” but this person would probably have a brain aneurysm if that happened. 
That’s also an ugly wig. And everyone will know it’s a wig because it will be obvious if you choose that wig.
So please God, please let this be fake. Please please please. Because I do not want that person in the military. That selfish vain thing will not work.

Unbeweaveable.  

!!!!!!!
:):):):)
hahahahahaha!
ohmygod! I can’t believe you said that.
Have I ever told you that I just love you? You are like one of my absolute favorite people on tumblr. Top 3. Obviously I’m included so if we don’t count me, you’re in the top 2.
Now I can go to bed smiling.

icruisetoyotafj:

onenationundergod:

Lord Jesus have mercy on us all.

I hope this is a joke. Because I do not want this person in our country’s military.

I appreciate everyone who wants to make that sacrifice and join the military to protect us, but seriously. This person obviously is not cut out for the dedication and sacrifice that comes with being in the military.

First of all, your damn wig would fall off during training. Unless you use industrial strength glue, that wig will fall off. Or you could sew it on. But those stitches will come out and get infected because you’re putting on a wig which will get hot and sweaty and gross. Plus the wig will be ruined and you’ll need a new one every week. So that’s not a good option. And industrial strength glue is not a good option because, one, it’s industrial glue which should not go on human skill and will disintegrate your natural hair, and two, good luck taking it off without looking like a Native American just scalped you like you’re a English guy in the new world scouting for resources.

Anyways,

If you can’t deal with your hair getting messy, how the hell will you deal with military training and duties? Answer: you won’t.

“I have an itchy scalp and I know it will be hot.” NEWS FLASH! When you’re in training, your head will be hot wig or no wig.

I would say “do a Demi Moore and shave your head” but this person would probably have a brain aneurysm if that happened. 

That’s also an ugly wig. And everyone will know it’s a wig because it will be obvious if you choose that wig.

So please God, please let this be fake. Please please please. Because I do not want that person in the military. That selfish vain thing will not work.

Unbeweaveable.  

!!!!!!!

:):):):)

hahahahahaha!

ohmygod! I can’t believe you said that.

Have I ever told you that I just love you? You are like one of my absolute favorite people on tumblr. Top 3. Obviously I’m included so if we don’t count me, you’re in the top 2.

Now I can go to bed smiling.

les9109:

doesthisurlmakemelookfat:

onenationundergod:

Lame. Especially because Bush actually sat down on a chair with no sound and lighting support and read the kids a story. Guess Barry can’t tell a story because he has so many lies that he might slip one into a story accidentally. This is how you know he’s a real narcissist. Only he would care about having all that equipment while talking to kids who are in a grade that still has a circle rug.

To clarify, this is Photoshopped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqzozejWuug&feature=player_embedded 
Sometimes, I really love Jon Stewart.

^^^^^WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!
COOTIES!!!!

les9109:

doesthisurlmakemelookfat:

onenationundergod:

Lame. Especially because Bush actually sat down on a chair with no sound and lighting support and read the kids a story. Guess Barry can’t tell a story because he has so many lies that he might slip one into a story accidentally. This is how you know he’s a real narcissist. Only he would care about having all that equipment while talking to kids who are in a grade that still has a circle rug.

To clarify, this is Photoshopped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqzozejWuug&feature=player_embedded 

Sometimes, I really love Jon Stewart.

^^^^^WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!

COOTIES!!!!

timeandmotion asked: PP provides the same service as the HD at a lower cost for low-income families on a sliding scale, HD doesn't. Also, PP is, more or less, a specific clinic. It's a family planning clinic. HD is your standard, well, HD. That's why it gets funding rather than merging the two organization. But honestly, I'm sure there is much more to it than what you or I are saying and I suggest looking into it more!

Okie doke. Now I don’t know what a sliding scale means, but from my experience with the people I know (because I have friends who have used the HD and I went with them), STD testing is free, BC is free, morning after is free, condoms are in a basket for free.

So it doesn’t make sense to me to have both of these organizations funded by the government when they do the same things.

I say this because although PP was originally started for the purpose of family planning and reproductive issues, currently they are very very very very very very very adamant about saying they are more than abortions and birth control and that they provide life saving cancer screenings and health tests and so on.

So pretty much PP is proving my point that they do the same things as the HD.

Military moms breastfeeding in uniform: Controversial or not?

The actual breastfeeding: who the fuck cares? If you gotta pump/feed, then you have to do so. I hear it starts to hurt badly if you hold it in. So if you’re at work at the base doing some logistics work and you feel the need to pump coming on, go for it. If you’re out with your kid and you happen to be wearing your uniform, do it.

Here’s why I think it’s a problem.

They had professional pictures done. (http://moms.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/30/11955844-military-mom-proud-of-breast-feeding-in-uniform-despite-criticism?lite&ocid=ansmsnbc11)

sigh.

I know it’s natural thing that needs to be done. But I find that having professional pictures of it being done, especially to make a social/political point, is unnecessary. You don’t need to go around flaunting it.

You don’t have to be ashamed of breastfeeding and have to hide it, but you don’t need to use it to make a statement. Do it, but be discreet about it.

But all in all, I’m really sick of this whole breastfeeding thing and having it all over magazines and having pictures taken of it. Do it, do it respectfully so that doesn’t offend anyone (and when I say anyone I exclude those psychotic people who get offended by everything, even that one flower in their garden that blooms a week late). And everyone should just let women do it and not make a big deal out of it.

If women are respectful by being discreet about it and people don’t stare and grimace and make rude comments, then everyone wins and we don’t need to be debating about it and throwing it all over the news and magazine covers.

Most people were breastfed anyways so they shouldn’t be complaining when some mother is doing it. But if the mother is doing it in public, a blanket cover up thing would be nice.

But no one should being taking pictures to make a statement.

But whatever.

stuff-that-irks-me:

onenationundergod:

Lame. Especially because Bush actually sat down on a chair with no sound and lighting support and read the kids a story. Guess Barry can’t tell a story because he has so many lies that he might slip one into a story accidentally. This is how you know he’s a real narcissist. Only he would care about having all that equipment while talking to kids who are in a grade that still has a circle rug.

And he has a security guy watching his back in case a sixth grader throws a spitball.
Those sixth graders can be deadly. Those evil little pricks probably put anthrax in those spitballs.

stuff-that-irks-me:

onenationundergod:

Lame. Especially because Bush actually sat down on a chair with no sound and lighting support and read the kids a story. Guess Barry can’t tell a story because he has so many lies that he might slip one into a story accidentally. This is how you know he’s a real narcissist. Only he would care about having all that equipment while talking to kids who are in a grade that still has a circle rug.

And he has a security guy watching his back in case a sixth grader throws a spitball.

Those sixth graders can be deadly. Those evil little pricks probably put anthrax in those spitballs.

Lord Jesus have mercy on us all.
I hope this is a joke. Because I do not want this person in our country’s military.
I appreciate everyone who wants to make that sacrifice and join the military to protect us, but seriously. This person obviously is not cut out for the dedication and sacrifice that comes with being in the military.
First of all, your damn wig would fall off during training. Unless you use industrial strength glue, that wig will fall off. Or you could sew it on. But those stitches will come out and get infected because you’re putting on a wig which will get hot and sweaty and gross. Plus the wig will be ruined and you’ll need a new one every week. So that’s not a good option. And industrial strength glue is not a good option because, one, it’s industrial glue which should not go on human skill and will disintegrate your natural hair, and two, good luck taking it off without looking like a Native American just scalped you like you’re a English guy in the new world scouting for resources.
Anyways,
If you can’t deal with your hair getting messy, how the hell will you deal with military training and duties? Answer: you won’t.
“I have an itchy scalp and I know it will be hot.” NEWS FLASH! When you’re in training, your head will be hot wig or no wig.
I would say “do a Demi Moore and shave your head” but this person would probably have a brain aneurysm if that happened. 
That’s also an ugly wig. And everyone will know it’s a wig because it will be obvious if you choose that wig.
So please God, please let this be fake. Please please please. Because I do not want that person in the military. That selfish vain thing will not work.

Lord Jesus have mercy on us all.

I hope this is a joke. Because I do not want this person in our country’s military.

I appreciate everyone who wants to make that sacrifice and join the military to protect us, but seriously. This person obviously is not cut out for the dedication and sacrifice that comes with being in the military.

First of all, your damn wig would fall off during training. Unless you use industrial strength glue, that wig will fall off. Or you could sew it on. But those stitches will come out and get infected because you’re putting on a wig which will get hot and sweaty and gross. Plus the wig will be ruined and you’ll need a new one every week. So that’s not a good option. And industrial strength glue is not a good option because, one, it’s industrial glue which should not go on human skill and will disintegrate your natural hair, and two, good luck taking it off without looking like a Native American just scalped you like you’re a English guy in the new world scouting for resources.

Anyways,

If you can’t deal with your hair getting messy, how the hell will you deal with military training and duties? Answer: you won’t.

“I have an itchy scalp and I know it will be hot.” NEWS FLASH! When you’re in training, your head will be hot wig or no wig.

I would say “do a Demi Moore and shave your head” but this person would probably have a brain aneurysm if that happened. 

That’s also an ugly wig. And everyone will know it’s a wig because it will be obvious if you choose that wig.

So please God, please let this be fake. Please please please. Because I do not want that person in the military. That selfish vain thing will not work.

puddinheadwilson:

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puddinheadwilson:

Was $13.99, Now Just $1.77!

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moneyissues:

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moneyissues:

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CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Nobody told Hurricane librarian Rebecca Elliot that the $22,600 Internet router in the branch library’s storage closet was powerful enough to serve an entire college campus.Nobody told Elliot how much the router cost or who paid for it. Workers just showed up and installed the device. They left behind no instructions, no user manual.The high-end router serves four public computer terminals at the small library in Putnam County.The state of West Virginia is using $24 million in federal economic stimulus money to put high-powered Internet computer routers in small libraries, elementary schools and health clinics, even though the pricey equipment is designed to serve major research universities, medical centers and large corporations, a Gazette-Mail investigation has found.The state purchased 1,064 routers two years ago, after receiving a $126 million federal stimulus grant to expand high-speed Internet across West Virginia.The Cisco 3945 series routers, which cost $22,600 each, are built to serve “tens of thousands” of users or device connections, according to a Cisco sales agent. The routers are designed to serve a minimum of 500 users.Yet state broadband project officials directed the installation of the stimulus-funded Cisco routers in West Virginia schools with fewer than a dozen computers and libraries that have only a single terminal for patrons.The Charleston Gazette
CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Nobody told Hurricane librarian Rebecca Elliot that the $22,600 Internet router in the branch library’s storage closet was powerful enough to serve an entire college campus.

Nobody told Elliot how much the router cost or who paid for it. Workers just showed up and installed the device. They left behind no instructions, no user manual.

The high-end router serves four public computer terminals at the small library in Putnam County.

The state of West Virginia is using $24 million in federal economic stimulus money to put high-powered Internet computer routers in small libraries, elementary schools and health clinics, even though the pricey equipment is designed to serve major research universities, medical centers and large corporations, a Gazette-Mail investigation has found.

The state purchased 1,064 routers two years ago, after receiving a $126 million federal stimulus grant to expand high-speed Internet across West Virginia.

The Cisco 3945 series routers, which cost $22,600 each, are built to serve “tens of thousands” of users or device connections, according to a Cisco sales agent. The routers are designed to serve a minimum of 500 users.

Yet state broadband project officials directed the installation of the stimulus-funded Cisco routers in West Virginia schools with fewer than a dozen computers and libraries that have only a single terminal for patrons.

The Charleston Gazette

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I think people are confused with why I think Planned Parenthood should not be funded by the government

Of course I don’t like abortions.

But that’s not the reason I think PP shouldn’t get any government money. I don’t think the government should support any organizations that give abortions, even if government money doesn’t go to the abortions themselves. But, I think they should be defunded because of financial reasons.

PP has like $1 bil in income/budget. About $500 million comes from the government.

But, the government is also funding this nifty little place called the health department.

PP and the HD both provide the same services. Except abortion but that doesn’t matter because government money is not going to abortions which means ignore abortion and PP and HD provide the same exact services.

So here’s my problem, why is the government spending money on two identical organizations? Especially during this economic climate?

That doesn’t make sense to me.

puddinheadwilson:

talkstraight:

onenationundergod:

Lame. Especially because Bush actually sat down on a chair with no sound and lighting support and read the kids a story. Guess Barry can’t tell a story because he has so many lies that he might slip one into a story accidentally. This is how you know he’s a real narcissist. Only he would care about having all that equipment while talking to kids who are in a grade that still has a circle rug.

Please tell me this is Photoshopped or something.  No one can really be that pathetic.

It’s definitely real.  But the setup was for a press conference held after he talked to the kids. 

I think Obama would be better suited as a press secretary or news show host. Because it seems like he likes to talk to cameras and press more than he likes to do presidential work.

puddinheadwilson:

talkstraight:

onenationundergod:

Lame. Especially because Bush actually sat down on a chair with no sound and lighting support and read the kids a story. Guess Barry can’t tell a story because he has so many lies that he might slip one into a story accidentally. This is how you know he’s a real narcissist. Only he would care about having all that equipment while talking to kids who are in a grade that still has a circle rug.

Please tell me this is Photoshopped or something.  No one can really be that pathetic.

It’s definitely real.  But the setup was for a press conference held after he talked to the kids. 

I think Obama would be better suited as a press secretary or news show host. Because it seems like he likes to talk to cameras and press more than he likes to do presidential work.